Wednesday, May 16, 2012

A Site on the Web

At least, I believe that's what they are called.  My study of your culture is incomplete.  Here is a rope -- a chain? a link? -- to my website.  I warn you, mortal: Do not open this link in a library or park or animal shelter or snail garden or any public place.  You will only hasten your discovery and demise.  Not that I care very much for you, anyway.  I'm just protecting my assets.  It's always good to watch your assets.  Especially when you have large assets, as I do.

Stay thirsty.

-D

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